KK - How many pairs of purple shorts and birkenstocks do you own?

I just checked my lunch bag: an organic chicken sandwich, as a matter of fact this chicken is so organic it died of natural causes. It got crushed between the other chicken cages, and its head exploded, so naturally, it died.

The bread it was made on, is so organic it still smells like poop.

I also got a slice of organic cheese on there. The cow who made this milk chose to be milked of her own volition, she only had to see the cattle prod this time.

I feel really good about this meal.