I've been called a lot of things. But syko is pretty much spot on there. How about this bit of prose?

Sad sad tale of a man named Decker.
Cursed in life with a corkscrew pecker
Spent his inheritence on a futile chase
Searching for a gal with a corkscrew case.


He finally found her
but alas,he is dead
Because the goddamned thing
had a left hand thread