Question: What’s the difference between an Iraq terrorist and a liberal?
Answer: The Iraq terrorist makes fewer demands.

Question: Why is it so hard for Liberals to make eye contact?
Answer: Obama’s rear doesn’t have eyes.

Question: How do you drown a Liberal?
Answer: You paint Obama’s face at the bottom of a pool.

Question: Why do Liberals like smart women?
Answer: Opposites attract.

Question: Why did God make Liberal smarter than rats?
Answer: He didn’t.

Question: What is the difference between giving to the poor and giving to Liberals?
Answer: The poor don’t follow you around for three weeks whining for more.

Question: What is a Liberal’s primary “feeling?”
Answer: Envy.

Question: How many chromosomes does a Liberal have?
Answer: Only 45, they are missing the “Truth Acceptance Chromosome.”