I have some buddies who bought their old ladies fake boobs. One of them had to hold off on a sled purchase for 2 years because of it. I always ask them if the boobs made their wives want to screw them more often, because the way I see it is that normally ol' boys are usually doing the asking while the wife does the answering. I tell them if you already can't get enough from your old lady, why would you want to have other dudes looking at her, it just invites speculation.