My biggest complaint would have to be that Homeland Security stole my toothpaste and shaving cream (bastards). Somehow it's not safe on our airlines any longer (maybe I should switch brands), but it is safe in a plastic container next to the x-ray booth. On second thought, maybe one of the smelly hippies works close by the security gauntlet and they were hoping to come up with enough hygiene products for a nice gift basket.

When Shariah Law goes in effect down there, can I start loppin' off the sticky fingers in HSA or do I need some sort of clerical order? Not sure if due process is useful any longer.