"I'll bet you a 6-pack of Twinkies we beat the spread........"

We've killed the spread so far, including pre-season, and now you are favored at 1.5 according to a quick check. Giving you three points for home field, it looks like Vegas has us about dead nuts even. I'll take your twinkies, but I'd rather have something from that little bakery on Cole. I'm also predicting Curry's first tackle induced fatality for the season putting us at the top of the division. I can't remember too vividly, but wasn't that your quarterback that got crumpled by our weak defense last year?

That's OK, I won't hold it against you when your rooting for the Seahawks in the playoffs. The more noise the better.
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