Stupid people wake up with water in their living rooms every rainy season.


And they NEVER learn.

If you aren't bright enough to build/live on high ground, you deserve to be the guy getting escorted out via John Boat with a "I just lost all my $hit and have only this soaked RealTree Jacket for shelter and this sixxer of Busch Light for food" look on your face.



Because it happens on nearly EVERY river in Western WA nearly EVERY year.