"•manbearpig spotted near Turkish border. Everyone, as one would reasonablly expect, panics. It is very possible that the Turkish army has been fighting not against the PKK as is commonly claimed but secretly fighting against manbearpig. Fortunately, with the current lower cost of petroleum, plenty of naplam should be available to deal with a nascent manbearpig-istan"

Parker-

sounds like hunting is good in manbearpigistan - get out your zombie guns. i love the smell of napalm in manbearpigistan.