Can't we just concoct a religion that promises all believers 73 virgins if they die of natural causes. A religion whose mantra is "IUDs not IEDs". A religion whose wrathful god is a Dick Cheney lookalike.Take the money we're going to make from selling technology to the Muslims and put the unemployed spin doctors from the last administration on the project. This concept is so WIN/WIN... you can just feel the love!