I'd be willing to help out for an upgrade in beverage selection.

If you painted it Yikes colors I hope it is aways from the house just in case if mysteriously "combusts" .. . . . . .. . .
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Due to a minor mishap, I now have 15# balls. . . ...

Decisions are made by those who show up.

"Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect." Ralph Waldo Emerson