That chick has some one-way velcro glued into that whisker biscuit. As Jon knows all too well, it's a one-way adventure... ..an hour in that beaver gets you years in the marriage (and probation just costs too damn much!)

I wouldn't even sit on the same couch with her...if she's had 8 rugrats then no adult male should get within 10' of her (just in case, as paternity suits are expensive!)

ISO

(Now, tell the truth Ron...everyone on the board knows you'd hit it..