At least the shrimp wouldn't be trying to take off your fingers or toes while you pull them out of the pot, check the (cough) sex, squeeze them to ensure they are (cough) hard enough and then record them while making sure the skiff doesn't drift into something dangerous and being sure to get that pen to write on the crappy wet paper that keeps trying to blow away.

Another case of needing two heads and four hands to do the job......