Simply buy any atlas and look at the demographic overlays between quality of life, quality of education, infant mortality, obesity rates, pollution levels, unemployment, and just about every socioeconomic factor possible, The Bible Belt glows like an angry hemmoroidal sphincter of all the Worst of the Worst of our country.

Matter of fact, the vast majority of the worst urban crime areas in America are located in the Southern half of the US.

Now why all this?

Can any of you kids tell us where The Red States are?

And I can back every bit of this up with solid fact.