LOL I should have been a writer. I already have a few articles in my mind.

"Crossing against a stop light leads to a 50% higher chance of getting hit by a goddamned bus, study says."

"According to study, porn addiction more prevalent among men than women."

I think that the health and fitness industry has some of the worst writers, and ideas yet the industry is huge. Everyone who comes up with a hare-brained scheme can get a book published. I am going to write a 4 page book, written with big letters.

Page 1: EATING: DON'T EAT SO MUCH, AND EAT STUFF WITH A MAMA.
Page 2: RECIPES:IF IT LOOKS DIFFERENT THAN WHEN IT WAS KILLED OR PICKED DON'T EAT IT.
Page 3: EXERCISE: PICK UP HEAVY THINGS, PUT THEM DOWN, AND MOVE AROUND.
Page 4: PSYCHOLOGY: YOU DON'T HAVE A VALID EXCUSE.