Seems like there oughta' be a Letterman's 10 reasons why you can tell this guy is a dipsh!t.

While most shoppers don't find it necessary to carry at the lumberyard or hardware store, some people carry routinely just because they can or because they have that healthy paranoia that indicates sh!t happens at the most unlikely times and places. But anyone who routinely carries everywhere, well I'd kinda' think they'd prefer a holster, of which there are numerous styles, to packing a revolver in the waistband of their pants. Just a short survey here, how many of you have ever carried a handgun in your waistband? OK, even if you have, this may not be the best moment to admit it.