Today's installment

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Me: You must be William,

My name is Sarah, and I'm Andy's mistress. Andy passed away overnight. A blood clot moved up from the injury to his legs from his auto accident, causing a massive stroke.

He seemed to be doing quite well, considering his injuries, and he gave me instructions to send you a cashier's check to the address in Lima, OH. I sent it Fed Ex, should be there tomorrow.

I will miss him so much.

God bless.