"Alright folks, next we have a candidate running for county treasurer. He's been down in the basement drinking coffee for the past twelve hours so he may be a little edgy. Ladies and gentlemen,.... Phil Davison."

"How's everbody doin',....... good, good, good. Now as the presenter probably told you my name is Phil Davison. I am 35 years old, thrice divorced,......... and I LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!."