This colored field thing is getting out of hand.

It was gay when BSU did it, and it's even gayer that other teams are copying them.

I poop on a purple football field.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames