I tend to lean right on most financial issues, left on most social issues, but should a candidate start spouting off about how holy they are, they lose my vote.

Religion is a personal thing, like sexuality. Keep it to yourself. I don't care what you do when you practice either, and I wish you the best at each endeavor, but I really don't need to know about it.

There is an exception to this rule, if you happen to be a hot lesbian, where you are free to share videos and a point by point timeline of your last encounter.