Mother of Christ....

Just got home from the "game". I was boo-ing OSU by the end of the first quarter. What an absolute pathetic, F-ING PATHETIC show by the Beavs. When Katz was sacked back to back for a loss of like 32, I was pretty sure the drunk dude behind me was going to rush the field.

Spent the 4th quarter thinking of what I would write on signs to bring to the next game:
Riley- Quit smiling, we suck...
WANTED: Defense
Humane Society called, want their Katz back...
Even old ladies wouldn't want our Katz
Sorry mom, I should have gone to (insert any other school here)
Now Hiring: Defensive Coordinator, Offensive Coordinator, QB, O-Linemen, Kicker....
Our Beavers Stink
Put The Band In...


Highlight of the game:
Woman behind me starting a fight with her husband after he tore up his ticket in disgust, thus ruining the Carl's Jr. burger coupon on the back

F-It,
Go Cougs!