Originally Posted By: Chuck S.
Originally Posted By: Dogfish
She's on my laminated card.

quicker to clean up?


Nope. Ross from Friends had a laminated card with his 10 "free pass" celebrities. Anyone on that laminated card that was "open" to relations was fair game, and his partner couldn't do anything about it. My wife has one as well. Therefore, Sarah Palin has a spot on my laminated card.

My card:

Jennifer Anniston is #1 with those sweet honey boobs of her's.
Demi Moore is there.
Jenna Jameson, just in case I see her when I'm in Vegas. (3 rubbers)
Sarah Palin
Tina Fey (I'd imagine her as Sara Palin)
Natalie Portman
Taylor Swift (wouldn't let her know my real name, cause she's a stage 5 clinger)
Brittney Spear (3 rubbers, she's such a train wreck, but that has to be good, again, I'd tell her my name was Todd Ripley)
Halle Berry. Damn!
Eva Longoria.
Open.


Originally Posted By: Todd
I might want to hit it...until she opened her mouth and gave me my first ever bout of erectile dysfunction. I'd prefer to hit Tina Fey pretending to be Palin wink


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