Twitch:

Having spent many years working in kitchens (slicing, burning, and bludgeoning my hands into stumps of scar tissue in the process), I have something of a sick fascination with wounds like the one your future Mrs. is enduring. In this particular case, my fascination is with the fact that she managed to do so much damage while cutting an avocado, which, in my experience, is generally a fairly soft and forgiving item.

What's the story behind the gorey? Sick minds want to know....