Just how is dumbfuk Chuck "sticking it to the establishment"? By getting so strung out on drugs and alcohol that he is unable to show up for work? For publicly calling his boss a "clown" and getting fired?

His merits? Based on what I've gleaned from your posts Prince he's probably your hero. Porn stars, hookers, drugs, try to kill your wife or girlfriend, rehab, sobriety....and repeat. Here is a small sampling of his merits:

1990
After a year of engagement, Sheen "accidentally" shot actress Kelly Preston with a .22 inside their Malibu home. She sustained injuries to her wrist and ankle and immediately ended the relationship after the incident.

1994
Just two months after marrying model Donna Peele, Sheen was sued by an unnamed UCLA student who alleged he had struck her in the head when she refused to have sex. The case was settled out of court. Sheen divorced Peele later that year, blaming the demise of their relationship on her, saying, "You buy a bad car, it breaks down."

1996
Sheen was arrested for beating girlfriend Brittany Ashland, an adult film star. Ashland claimed he knocked her out and threatened to kill her. She received seven stitches in her lip. At the time of his arrest, one of his friends spoke to the media saying the scuffle was Ashland's fault. In June 1997, Sheen pleaded no contest to battery charges and got two years' probation and a $2800 fine.

2006
After a relatively long streak of sobriety following a 1998 rehab stint, Sheen's then-wife Denise Richards filed for divorce making allegations in court documents about his transgressions (including child porn, obsessive gambling, drug use, and prostitutes), and his abusive behavior (throwing chairs at her and threatening numerous times to kill her).

2009
Sheen was arrested on Christmas Day on charges of felony second-degree assault, felony menacing and a misdemeanor charge of criminal mischief after allegedly strangling, holding a knife to the throat of, and threatening to kill then-wife Brooke Mueller. In August 2010 he pleaded guilty to third-degree domestic violence in the case.

2010
Sheen was taken to a hospital in NYC after trashing his Plaza Hotel room in a reported fit of rage. Adult film star Capri Anderson—Sheen's paid companion—claimed that the actor put his hands around her neck and threatened to kill her. She locked herself in the bathroom to hide from him. Sheen referred to her allegations as a result of her own "emotional stupidity."

2011
Just this week, ex-wife Brooke Mueller has filed a temporary restraining order against Sheen alleging several "specific, descriptive threats." Sheen's response is that he is considering getting a restraining order of his own against Mueller.

And Luke, I'm not bashing you here at all...you can spend your entertainment dollars any way you choose. I'm just unsure of what Charlie has to offer on stage. He has never done stand-up comedy in his life. All of his roles and jokes have always been written for him....he's as far away from a stand-up comedian as he is from a stand-up guy.

Ike