Well, we could quit our jobs.

Along those lines I had a client in my office yesterday asking when I was going to submit his permits. I told him "Well, even if I get them in next week, they won't be approved until after the end of the world, so what's the rush?"

Unfortunately he was lacking a sense of humor, and was not up to date with current Christian quackery. So that joke didn't go over as smashingly as I had hoped.