Two WSU cougars decided to do a little ice fishing on a chilly winter morning...

Loaded with gear, they headed to the nearest ice and began drilling a hole to start fishing....

Soon after they arrived, they heard a loud, billowing voice..." There are no fish in that hole!!!" They decided to fish there anyways, and as time passed, they weren't catching anything...

The two men moved locations, brought the auger out, dug another hole, and began fishing. Again, they heard the same voice.. "THERE ARE NO FISH IN THAT HOLE." Skunked again, the two cougars were wondering where the prophetic voice was coming from and why it was always true?

They set up a new hole, dropped there lines, started fishing, and they heard the same thing..... "THERE ARE NO FISH IN THAT HOLE." and again, they weren't getting any fish

The two cougs thought amongst each other, and could only come up with one option for who was speaking to them.

"God, is that you?" one of them asked.

and over the intercom came the same voice.... "NO, ITS ERNIE, THE ICE SKATING RINK MANAGER!"