A bear walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

The bartender replied, "No beer for bears in the bar!"

The bear was confused and he repeated his request.

The bartender replied, "No beer for bears in the bar!"

At this point the bear is pissed. The bear growls, "Look buddy, give me a beer or I am going to walk to the end of the bar and eat that lady over there".

The bartender, once again replies, "No beer for bears in the bar!"

So... The bear walks to the end of the bar and eats the lady.

The bear says, "Bartender, see what you made me do? Can I please have a beer now?"

The bartender replies, "No beer for bears on drugs in the bar!"

The bear is now thoroughly confused. "I am NOT on drugs!" the bear says.

The bartender replies, "That was a bar-bitch-you-ate"...