So my police officer buddy told me a story the other night. He's not one to make stuff up and giving the area, I'm not surprised.

So that night, he was assigned to auburn area which includes all the roads along the green river. Well, he was patrolling along one of the roads and decided to stop to take a look at the river. Being an avid fisherman, I'm not surprised. So, he gets out of his patrol car and starts wandering down a trail to the river. A guy passes shaking his head and says, "you're in for a surprise down there". Being a cop, he was taken off guard, thinking some crazy was down there waving a gun around. Well, he continued to walk down the path to the river and low and behold, found two guys getting it on. The whole meal deal. He ended up arresting both of them.

Forewarmed on the Green.