Speaking of blondes, it seems that George Bush and Colin Powell droped into a bar for a short one. This guy walks in and spots them and asks the bartender if those guys are who he thinks they are. Yep, says the bartender thats them. So the guy walks over to them and says " Wow, its an honor to see you guys here, whats up?" Powell turns to the guy and says "we are planning a war " Really, says the guy what is going to happen? Powell says "we are going kill 100 million Iraqis and one blonde with big boobs. The guy asks "but why a blonde with big boobes? Too which Bush hits Powell on the shoulder and says: " See smart ass, I told you no one is going to
ask about 100 million Iraqis."

Good Night young lady ! umbrella