Originally Posted By: FishPrince
So what diploma mill did you get those from?


I was ordained from the Universal Life Church in 1999.

I received my Doctorate of Divinity from the Universal Life Church in 2003. At the time, the Church was willing to honor me with the degree after a healthy "donation" to the Church. Hey, $25 goes a long way! I see today where the minimum donation for such a degree has risen to $32. rofl

The best part is that I got my Doctorate 2 weeks before my wife earned her PhD at the U of W....and it only cost me $25 and a lifetime of grief from Mrs. Dr. Parker. rofl

I have performed four wedding ceremonies, including one for Stam's daughter. beer

All of the couples have kids now and are still happily married.

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Originally Posted By: redhook
does a sick cat with cancer get up and use the litter box?


They do if they gotta take a leak!
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