I think Randy Newman has it all wrong...I mean, I think short people are really fuckin useful...for laughing at and schit...like changing my oil, or setting mousetraps under the house...that's hard for tall people.

Plus, they're easy to row around when they're little...but have poor river vision due to not being able to see over the gunwale...but little people do look funny in regular sized baseball caps, and fishing waders.

Fish on...

Todd