kinda vague bud...

drunk is sh!tfaced, yelling at light switches, ect... i fully agree with you there...

but what is stoned?

smoking a bowl and head out for 8 hours of fishing, or smoking so much weed you fall asleep on the floor in front of the TV?

smoking weed to relax from a long day is the same thing as having coffee to wake up in the morning... except 1 is legal, and the other isnt (for the most part)...