I need bifocals.

I refuse to acknowledge that fact and wear glasses full time, so I wear readers at work and any time I'm reading or on the computer, and look over the top of them if I look across the room.

It's fu.cked up.

I buy the bulk pack at Costco because I'm hell on glasses.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames