Keep your eyes out for a cracked the fuk out dirt bag, most likely will be riding a stolen bike with a flashlight taped to the handle bars, one of those stupid fuking mini motorcycles or some type of motorized scooter.

*If you see this man/woman/creature wearing either a pair of Korker wading boots, a pair of brand new Patagonia shoes or a combination of the two, please give him a thumbs up and a compliment on his strange yet good taste in footwear. Or think about the last time you got robbed for [Bleeeeep!] you know the tweaked out asshole will have no use for and beat him with a tire iron/crowbar/golf club until your hands get that [Bleeeeep!] feeling you get when you hit a baseball at the handle.

God bless Cowlitz County and the many opportunities our communoty gives to these wastes of flesh. May they all share needles and die the slow old fashioned way in the woods or back alley.