I met Oprah today at work here in Seattle (can't say where). She is MUCH shorter in person than one would think. She's quite small actually and not all that heavy. She was very gracious and pleasant. She had a football team of enormous men surrounding her at all times.

Nate - you see what happens when you get out of bed and get a good job? You get to meet celebrities for [Bleeeeep!] sake!. You get to meet F'in OPRAH GOD DAMN IT!!!! moose
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