ok I'll play.

1. I need to be a better, more attentive friend to the few good friends I have. I get caught up in life and don't stay in contact as I should.
2. I need to settle down. I need to find a really good woman. My problem is that I am too much like Seinfeld and am way too picky (man hands!), but I also don't want to settle.
3. I need to FAP more often. Fap'ing is good for your health and mental well being. I need to buy more candles and incense.
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