I can't believe I never heard this story before. That would explain why I got skunked the other night sturgeon fishing. I bet that's why my ex also cheated on me. Hey, now where do I get my potassium from? Don't want cramps from all the running up and down the river banks.

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Just because I look big, dumb, and ugly, doesn't mean I am. It means I can stomp you for calling me it!