Well...


I had a kegger on the 4th and somehow decided electrical tape, a Bic Lighter and an M80 on the end of an arrow was a good idea.

Half an eyebrow later, but lucky enough to retain stereoscopic vision, I had my now ex-wife tackle me on the front lawn because my entire face was red.


That was a lessoned learned.


Except it probably wasn't the dumbest thing I tried.





beer
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In the legend of King Arthur, the Fisher King was a renowned angler whose errant ways caused him to be struck dumb in the presence of the sacred chalice. I am no great fisherman, and a steelhead is not the covenant of Christ, but with each of these fish I am rendered speechless.