So 12 year old Johnny was home because of a school holiday, and he was driving his mother crazy. So she told him to go down the street and watch the crew frame the house that was being built. Well Mom did have a nice day, and Johnny came home about 5:15. Mom asked Johnny, 'How was your day?'
Johnny replies 'Great, and I learned a bunch.' 'Well just what did you learn Johnny?' 'I'll show you Mom just grab the end of this string, now pull it taught, OK now move it just a [Bleeeeep!] hair to the left, Oh for Christ's sakes can't you do any damn thing right...' Mother now interjects, 'Johnny you go fetch me a switch, I will not tolerate such talk in my home.' Johnny replies, 'You want a switch call a fuckin electrician, this is a union shop.'