This reminds me of a drop dead gorgeous girl I met my sophomore year in college. I could not believe she was interested in me. She wrote this huge complex letter telling me how amazing I was and stuff. I was so naive to think this type of letter was a good thing considering she had known me through classes for all of a half of a quarter. Anyway, I remember her crying for no reason, and what I call the web of despair growing. When I finally dumped her ass, probably to go fishing because I was tired of the web of despair, she said, "you are dumping me!?!". Suddenly I was her enemy, and she was screwing one of my best friends in days. I learned a lot from that psycho bitch.

What this half tarded guy doesn't seem to get is that beauty is only skin deep and honestly the best most loyal and loving women in the world are rarely anything but hot. My current lady is beautiful but not "hot" and I am 100% fine with that.