Great stuff RICH G don't let these assholes bog you down.

I am always convinced Bigfoot exists when walking out of the woods an hour after dark. Gets me back to the rig a lot faster.

The story you told a page back is a good one. I am going to memorize it and tell it to the kids around the camp fire. They always ask for a scary story, then beg me to stop mid way through. That one is a sure fire "Ok, no more Dad!" story.