The NFL finally released a statement regarding DeflateGate. I'll paraphrase it here for y'all.

"The NFL is aware that the Patriots are a bunch of [Bleeeeep!] cheaters. But since they are in the Super Bowl and their owner has bailed out my ass once already we plan to obfuscate until after we have safely tucked our billions safely away. As part of our obfuscation we plan to fine Marshawn Lynch for something. Please stay tuned for a press release on what that something is just as soon as our professional investigators let us know exactly what that something is. Thanks for your money, er support."

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