Yeah, but he'd be a creepy old goat who talks about sh!t that makes people who aren't old and wrinkled up want to barf.

Will you stfu about your nausea-inducing adventures with old hags and keep it to yourself?

Fuckin' a.

:barf:
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames