Hamster plays on the internet all day, asks for a raise, and gets it.

Then he plays on the internet some more, asks for a raise and gets it.

Sounds like a government worker to me.

I'm sure it's because of his mad skills and the drought of people with the rigorous training necessary to be an x-ray tech.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames