This guy is a warning to all skateboarders, skateboards are dangerous and one accident can land you in a wheelchair.

After stealing this beer and assaulting an officer, people will be looking down on him forever. Not because of his terrible reputation but because he'll be sitting in the wheelchair.

Being in a wheelchair isn't all bad, once he steals some rims for that wheelchair I bet it will look pretty pimped out. You see pimps with a cane and a limp all the time. So two gimp legs should get all the fly honeys. No matter how cheap of a place he takes them on a date, it will always be a sit down meal and he never will stand them up.

The store is remodeling their entrance so this can't happen in the future. They are adding two steps.

This guy will never be able to buy beer again. No one will sell it to him because he can't even stand up straight.

On the bright side he will always have a clever answer for that awkward job interview question "What is your greatest weakness?" It's not the wheelchair it's 13 year old jailbait ass. Oh wait that last joke was potentially defamatory, oh well I don't think it will stand up in court.

I'm sometimes critical of our lienent legal system. It seems they let a lot of guilty men walk. Speaking of lienency, don't you think being in a wheelchair is punishment enough? I heard he can't stand it.

His greatest dream was to be on dancing with the Stars, so I sat him down for a frank discussion about why he could never become a ballroom dancer. He just isn't a homosexual.

Now that he got his gangster status he will soon feel the hot breath of a female panting on the back of his neck. That's of course when his mom pushes his wheelchair up the hill to the courthouse.

Good thing the courthouse is wheelchair friendly. They pamper the wheelchairs with a cup of cocoa and a blanket while the useless paralyzed crippled thief looks in from outside.

This guy never has to wonder what to go as for Halloween ever again. Superman.

Now that he is in a wheelchair he is finally getting that marijuana grow room he always wanted. It's going in where his walk in closet used to be.

I'm sure it gets annoying sometimes to be in a wheelchair. Dude goes over to his homies house to skin up a J and everytime someone says "roll it up" he gets taken upstairs.

This guy challenged me to a game of wheelchair basketball but I didn't think it was very fair. I threw his wheelchair up there like five times and there was no way it would go in.

This guy could do a comedy roast to raise money for his defense. He's going to need it. Of course it wouldn't be stand up comedy but it still could be wheelie funny.

Seeing this guy in a wheelchair makes me thank my lucky stars that I'm not in his horrible condition. I'm white.

Judging from reports he is going to have to put on quite the act to beat this in court. Is it tasteless to toast "break a leg" to a man in a wheelchair? What about "blow out a tire"?

I can't believe they are trying to make a martyr out of this wheelchair guy. He is a spineless douche who won't stand up for anything and lets other people push him around.

Maybe I shouldn't be making all these jokes about this wheelchair guy because after all he isn't going to be doing much but sitting around for the rest of his life. He probably will be spending most of his time on the computer, he might even read this thread. After all he still has feelings, well not in his legs he doesn't. More importantly all that rolling around probably gave him good upper body strength and the wheelchair puts his fist right at testicle level. I hope if he does read this post he takes it all in stride. Don't worry fellow, it's all downhill from here. Which normally is a good thing unless you happen to be in a wheelchair.