Fu.ck The Times and their sh!tty paper.

If they didn't suck ass and rely on Enquirer-level journalism, they wouldn't be the financial trainwreck they are.

The Times hates a winner, which is why they call a pussified city like Seattle home and write bullsh!t stories like this.

Report on something meaningful, you f'n losers. I wouldn't line a bird cage with the Times, and I sure as hell wouldn't wrap a fish in it.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames