What I've learned here:

1) Flea is a good sport.
2) I might be a Lesbian.
3) I'm not a real Redneck.
4) A Subaru won't pull my goose neck horse trailer.
5) I can't put my camper on a Subaru.
6) A Subaru won't tow my sled but would tow my drift boat.
7) There is room in the back of most Subaru's to haul all your cat hounds.
8) You don't need a Subaru to own a bumper sticker.