I almost thought you were having problems with smelly skunks. So I was going to offer 12 gauge. But for fish try these chants. Fishy fishy in the river come and be my frigging dinner. Or, fishy fishy in the lake come and eat my frigging bait. Or, fishy fishy in the bay, please come make my day! I also have had luck when two people cast close together and toss a penny in between the lines. Don't ask me, just seemed to work a few times. You could try the ohms law chant, but that gets a little weird. Good Luck.

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