NEWS FLASH!!!

Oregon birders, yes birders!, are angry. Malhuer wildlife refuge is one of the best bird watching locations in the country, attracting birders from all over who visit the area, bringing a lot of business to this very rural area. And the birders want their refuge back! Watch out white militia! These birders are sneaky and stealthy, dressed in their bird watching camo, able to subsist on nuts, berries, and granola bars, standing in the cold for hours at a time to catch a glimpse of some uncommon bird species. And the militia better not call them "bird watchers" either. These hard core birders don't appreciate that term, and are very likely to use their large caliber spotting scopes to whack some sense into any militia man who gets in the way of the birders' avocation.

The militia has been warned!!