How you get that mocking you for being such a fuckin' big-mouth with the world's biggest case of diarrhea of the mouth equates to washing Toff's balls is beyond me.

It must be that thing Bent Metal was talking about - you think of any dude, and the first thing in your pea brain is ballwashing and bending over. I think it's because you do so much of both down there in Gayville that you can't help thinking about it constantly.