Based on the above answers, I think most of us will die early (as we all expect) but not from sliding off icy roads in the dark, fights at the put-in/ take-out ramp, getting drowned by following Ike over the falls or even getting eaten by a bear (Hawk excepted) while answering The Call in the woods. We'll die from the crap we eat while floating the river.

Robbo, all 6' 6" and 240 lbs of lean and mean muscle, seemingly has the worst diet though it's fair to say that he lied a bit in his post (omitting the Yukon Jack slugs every time he sees a water ouzel or some other "rare' speciies). I'm not certain the truth would help, even if it's out there. So he's a goner. Osprey, Bill Gray, Kev and Mike of Fisherman's Heaven (didn't post here, but it's McD's eggamuffins in bulk), me, etc, we'll maybe our kids will attend college on Phillip Morris/ Better Croker Fellowships.

But thanks for the suggestions. I feel better about my 235 cholesterol count. I figure I'm low man on the Board. I'm going to stick with mystery meat sandwiches ("Nothing natural added"), Nacho Cheese Doritos, Red or Black Vines and a gallon of water.

Don't forget the all-time after fishing pick-me-uppers, a few Alaska Ambers and a half a box of original flavor Cheez-Its. Dang, there's nothing like a long day on the river, a drive when I wake up before the rig is all the way in the ditch, a quick shower (and quicker dump), and an aggressive rehydration program supplemented by Cheez-Its.

So what's your favorite AFTER FISHING combo?